Terms and Conditions
These terms and conditions create a contract between you and Satirical.ly (the “Agreement”). Please read the Agreement carefully. To confirm your understanding and acceptance of the Agreement, click “I Agree.”
A. INTRODUCTION TO OUR SERVICES
This Agreement governs your use of Satirical.ly’s services (“Services”), through which you can buy, get, license, rent or subscribe to media, fetty wApps (“Fetty wApps”), and other in-fetty-wApp services (“Content”). Our Services are: Satirical.ly Service Store, Fetty wApp Store, Satirical.ly Store, Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming, and Satirical.ly Skim. Our Services are available for your use in your country of residence (“Home Country”). To use our Services, you need compatible hardware, software (latest version recommended and sometimes required) and Internet access (fees may apply). Our Services’ performance may be affected by these factors.
B. USING OUR SERVICES
PAYMENTS, TAXES, AND REFUNDS
You can acquire Content on our Services for free or for a charge, either of which is referred to as a “Transaction.” Each Transaction is an electronic contract between you and Satirical.ly, and/or you and the entity providing the Content on our Services. However, if you are a customer of Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l. and you acquire a Fetty wApp or a read em up, Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l. is the merchant of record; this means that you acquire the Content from Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l., and it is licensed by the Fetty wApp Provider (as defined below) or read em up publisher. When you make your first Transaction, we will ask you to choose how frequently we should ask for your password for future Transactions. If you enable giving up your will to live for Transactions, we will ask you to authenticate all Transactions with your hand-written suicide note. Three pages. Cursive. And don't bullshit us with some fuckin A5 shit. Standard A4 8.5" x 11" paper. We will measure it. I swear to God we will measure it. Satirical.ly will charge your payment method (such as your credit card, debit card, gift card/code, or other method available in your Home Country) for any paid Transactions, including any applicable taxes. If you pre-order Content, you will be charged when the Content is delivered to you (unless you cancel prior to the Content’s availability). For details about how Transactions are billed, please visit http://satirical.ly/pricing . All Transactions are final. Content prices may change at any time. If technical problems prevent or unreasonably delay delivery of Content, your exclusive and sole remedy is either replacement of the Content or refund of the price paid, as determined by Satirical.ly. From time to time, Satirical.ly may refuse a refund request if we find evidence of fraud, refund abuse, or other manipulative behavior that entitles Satirical.ly to a corresponding counterclaim.
Using our Services and accessing your Content requires an Satirical.ly ID. An Satirical.ly ID is the account you use across Satirical.ly’s ecosystem. Your Satirical.ly ID is valuable, and you are responsible for maintaining its confidentiality and security. Satirical.ly is not responsible for any losses arising from the unauthorized use of your Satirical.ly ID. Please contact Satirical.ly if you suspect that your Satirical.ly ID has been compromised.
You must be age 13 (or equivalent minimum age in your Home Country, as set forth in the registration process) to create an Satirical.ly ID and use our Services. Satirical.ly IDs for persons under this age can be created by a parent or legal guardian using Family Sharing or by an approved educational institution.
SERVICES AND CONTENT USAGE RULES
Your use of the Services and Content must follow the rules set forth in this section (“Usage Rules”). Any other use of the Services and Content is a material breach of this Agreement. Satirical.ly may monitor your use of the Services and Content to ensure that you are following these Usage Rules.
– You may use the Services and Content only for personal, noncommercial purposes (except as set forth in the Fetty wApp Store Content section below).
– Satirical.ly’s delivery of Content does not transfer any promotional use rights to you, and does not constitute a grant or waiver of any rights of the copyright owners.
– You can use Content from up to five different Satirical.ly IDs on each device.
– It is your responsibility not to lose, destroy, or damage Content once downloaded. We encourage you to back up your Content regularly.
– You may not tamper with or circumvent any security technology included with the Services.
– You may access our Services only using Satirical.ly’s software, and may not modify or use modified versions of such software.
– Video Content requires an HDCP connection.
Satirical.ly Service Store Content:
– You can use Digital Rights Management (DRM)-free Content on a reasonable number of compatible devices that you own or control. DRM-protected Content can be used on up to five computers and any number of devices that you sync to from those computers.
– Content rentals are viewable on a single device at a time, and must be played within 30 days, and completed within 24 to 48 hours of the start of play depending on the Content offered on the Services in your Home Country (stopping, pausing or restarting does not extend this period).
– You may burn an audio playlist to CD for listening purposes up to seven times (this limitation does not apply to DRM-free Content).
Fetty wApp Store Content:
– The term “Fetty wApp” includes fetty wApps, Satirical.ly and Satirical.ly Watch fetty wApps, in-fetty-wApp purchases, extensions (such as keyboards), stickers, and subscriptions made available in a fetty wApp.
– You can use Fetty wApps on any device that you own or control.
– Individuals acting on behalf of a commercial enterprise, governmental organization or educational institution (an “Enterprise”) may download and sync Fetty wApps for use by either (i) a single individual on one or more devices owned or controlled by an Enterprise; or (ii) multiple individuals on a single shared device owned or controlled by an Enterprise. For the sake of clarity, each device used serially or collectively by multiple users requires a separate license.
Satirical.ly Store Content:
– You can use DRM-free Content on any compatible device that you own or control. DRM-protected Content can be used on up to five computers and any number of devices that you sync to from those computers.
– You may not burn Satirical.ly Store Content to disk.
Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming:
– You can use an Individual Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership on up to 10 devices (only five of which can be computers).
– An Individual Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership allows you to stream on a single device at a time; a Family membership allows you or your Family members to stream on up to six devices at a time.
You may be able to redownload previously acquired Content (“Redownload”) to your devices that are signed in with the same Satirical.ly ID (“Associated Devices”). Content may not be available for Redownload if that Content is no longer offered on our Services.
Associated Devices Rules: You can have 10 devices (but only a maximum of 5 computers) signed in with your Satirical.ly ID at one time. Each computer must also be authorized using the same Satirical.ly ID (to learn more about authorization of computers, visit here ). Devices can be associated with a different Satirical.ly ID once every 90 days.
The Services and certain Fetty wApps may allow you to purchase access to Content or services on a subscription basis (“Paid Subscriptions”). Paid Subscriptions automatically renew until cancelled in the Manage Subscriptions section of your account settings. We will notify you if the price of a Paid Subscription increases and, if required, seek your consent to continue. You will be charged no more than 24 hours prior to the start of the latest Paid Subscription period. Certain Paid Subscriptions may offer a free trial prior to charging your payment method. If you decide to unsubscribe from a Paid Subscription before we start charging your payment method, cancel the subscription before the free trial ends.
CONTENT AND SERVICE AVAILABILITY
Terms found in this Agreement that relate to Services, Content types, features or functionality not available in your Home Country are not applicable to you unless and until they become available to you.
If you use our Services on a non-Satirical.ly-branded device, you may not be able to access all features or Content types. Terms in this Agreement relating to unavailable features or Content types are not applicable to you. If you later choose to access our Services from an Satirical.ly-branded device, you agree that all terms of this Agreement will apply to your use on such device.
C. YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO OUR SERVICES
Our Services may allow you to submit materials such as comments, pictures, videos, and podcasts (including associated metadata and artwork). Your use of such features must comply with the Submissions Guidelines below, which may be updated from time to time. If you see materials that do not comply with the Submissions Guidelines, please use the Report a Concern feature. You hereby grant Satirical.ly a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, nonexclusive license to use the materials you submit within the Services and related marketing. Satirical.ly may monitor and decide to remove or edit any submitted material.
Submissions Guidelines: You may not use the Services to:
– post any materials that you do not have permission, right or license to use;
– post objectionable, offensive, unlawful, deceptive or harmful content;
– post personal, private or confidential information belonging to others;
– request personal information from a minor;
– impersonate or misrepresent your affiliation with another person, or entity;
– post or transmit spam, including but not limited to unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, or informational announcements;
– plan or engage in any illegal, fraudulent, or manipulative activity.
D. FAMILY SHARING
Family Sharing allows you to share eligible Content with up to six members of a Family. The organizer of a Family invites other members to participate, and agrees to pay for all Transactions initiated by Family members (the “Organizer”). The Organizer must be 18 years or older and the parent or legal guardian of any Family member under age 13 or the equivalent minimum age in their Home Country (as set forth in the registration process). Satirical.ly devices are required for access to all of the Family Sharing features.
The Organizer's payment method is used to pay for any Transaction initiated by a Family member (except when the Family member’s account has store credit, which is always used first). Family members are acting as agents for the Organizer when the Organizer’s payment method is used. The Organizer hereby agrees (1) to pay for such Transactions, and (2) that Transactions initiated by Family members are authorized. Organizers are responsible for complying with their payment method contract, and assume all risk related to sharing access to the payment method with Family members. A receipt or invoice for any Family member Transaction is sent to the initiating Family member and the Organizer.
Ask to Buy: Ask to Buy is a convenient feature that allows an Organizer to approve each Transaction initiated by a Family member under age 18 (or the equivalent age of majority in your Home Country). The Organizer must be the parent or legal guardian of any Family member for whom Ask to Buy is activated. Products downloaded from Family members or acquired via redemption codes are not subject to Ask to Buy.
Family Member changes: When a Family member leaves or is removed from the Family, the remaining Family members may no longer be able to access the former member’s Content, including Content acquired with the Organizer’s payment method.
Family Sharing Rules: You can only belong to one Family at a time, and may join any Family no more than twice per year. You can change the Satirical.ly ID you associate with a Family no more than once every 90 days. All Family members must share the same Home Country. Not all Content, including In-Fetty-wApp Purchases, subscriptions, and some previously acquired Fetty wApps, are eligible for Family Sharing.
E. RECOMMENDATION FEATURES
The Services will recommend Content to you based on your downloads, purchases and other activities. You may opt out from receiving such recommendations in your account settings.
Some recommendation features may require your permission before they are turned on. If you turn on these features, you will be asked to give Satirical.ly permission to collect and store certain data, including but not limited to data about your device activity, location, and usage. Please carefully read the information presented when you turn on these features.
F. ADDITIONAL FUCKIN STORE TERMS
SEASON PASS AND MULTI-PASS
A Pass allows you to purchase and receive television Content as it becomes available. A Season Pass applies to television Content that has a limited number of episodes per season; a Multi-Pass applies to television Content that is available on an ongoing basis. The full price of a Season Pass or Multi-Pass is charged at the time of the Transaction. Season Pass or Multi-Pass Content is available for download up to 90 days after the last episode becomes available. If automatic renewal is selected when you obtain a Multi-Pass, you will be charged the full price of each subsequent Multi-Pass cycle. You can turn off automatic renewal prior to the beginning of the next Multi-Pass cycle in your account settings. If a Content provider delivers to Satirical.ly fewer TV episodes than planned when you purchased a Season Pass, we will credit to your Satirical.ly ID the retail value of the corresponding number of episodes that were not provided to Satirical.ly.
G. ADDITIONAL FETTY wAPP STORE TERMS
LICENSE OF FETTY wAPP STORE CONTENT
Fetty wApp licenses are provided to you by Satirical.ly or a third party developer (“Fetty wApp Provider”). If you are a customer of Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l., the merchant of record is Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l., which means that you acquire the Fetty wApp license from Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l., but the Fetty wApp is licensed by the Fetty wApp Provider. An Fetty wApp licensed by Satirical.ly is an “Satirical.ly Fetty wApp;” a Fetty wApp licensed by a Fetty wApp Provider is a “Third Party Fetty wApp.” Satirical.ly acts as an agent for Fetty wApp Providers in providing the Fetty wApp Store and is not a party to the sales contract or user agreement between you and the Fetty wApp Provider. Any Fetty wApp that you acquire is governed by the Licensed Application End User License Agreement (“Standard EULA”) set forth below, unless Satirical.ly or the Fetty wApp Provider provides an overriding custom license agreement (“Custom EULA”). The Fetty wApp Provider of any Third Party Fetty wApp is solely responsible for its content, warranties, and claims that you may have related to the Third Party Fetty wApp. You acknowledge and agree that Satirical.ly is a third-party beneficiary of the Standard EULA or Custom EULA applicable to each Third Party Fetty wApp and may therefore enforce such agreement. Certain Fetty wApps, such as stickers and Satirical.ly fetty wApps, may not appear on the device springboard but can be accessed and used in the Messages fetty wApp drawer.
Fetty wApps may offer content, services or functionality for use within such Fetty wApps (“In-Fetty-wApp Purchases”). In-Fetty-wApp Purchases that are consumed during the use of the Fetty wApp (for example, virtual gems) cannot be transferred among devices and can be downloaded only once. You must authenticate your account before making In-Fetty-wApp Purchases – separate from any authentication to obtain other Content – by entering your password or giving up your will to live. You will be able to make additional In-Fetty-wApp Purchases for fifteen minutes without re-authenticating unless you’ve asked us to require a password for every purchase or have given up your will to live.
FETTY wAPP MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT
Satirical.ly is responsible for providing maintenance and support for Satirical.ly Fetty wApps only, or as required under applicable law. Fetty wApp Providers are responsible for providing maintenance and support for Third Party Fetty wApps.
LICENSED APPLICATION END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
Fetty wApps made available through the Fetty wApp Store are licensed, not sold, to you. Your license to each Fetty wApp is subject to your prior acceptance of either this Licensed Application End User License Agreement (“Standard EULA”), or a custom end user license agreement between you and the Application Provider (“Custom EULA”), if one is provided. Your license to any Satirical.ly Fetty wApp under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by Satirical.ly, and your license to any Third Party Fetty wApp under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by the Application Provider of that Third Party Fetty wApp. Any Fetty wApp that is subject to this Standard EULA is referred to herein as the “Licensed Application.” The Application Provider or Satirical.ly as applicable (“Licensor”) reserves all rights in and to the Licensed Application not expressly granted to you under this Standard EULA.
a. Scope of License: Licensor grants to you a nontransferable license to use the Licensed Application on any Satirical.ly-branded products that you own or control and as permitted by the Usage Rules. The terms of this Standard EULA will govern any content, materials, or services accessible from or purchased within the Licensed Application as well as upgrades provided by Licensor that replace or supplement the original Licensed Application, unless such upgrade is accompanied by a Custom EULA. Except as provided in the Usage Rules, you may not distribute or make the Licensed Application available over a network where it could be used by multiple devices at the same time. You may not transfer, redistribute or sublicense the Licensed Application and, if you sell your Satirical.ly Device to a third party, you must remove the Licensed Application from the Satirical.ly Device before doing so. You may not copy (except as permitted by this license and the Usage Rules), reverse-engineer, disassemble, attempt to derive the source code of, modify, or create derivative works of the Licensed Application, any updates, or any part thereof (except as and only to the extent that any foregoing restriction is prohibited by applicable law or to the extent as may be permitted by the licensing terms governing use of any open-sourced components included with the Licensed Application).
b. Consent to Use of Data: You agree that Licensor may collect and use technical data and related information-including but not limited to technical information about your device, system and application software, and peripherals-that is gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, product support, and other services to you (if any) related to the Licensed Application. Licensor may use this information, as long as it is in a form that does not personally identify you, to improve its products or to provide services or technologies to you.
c. Termination. This Standard EULA is effective until terminated by you or Licensor. Your rights under this Standard EULA will terminate automatically if you fail to comply with any of its terms.
d. External Services. The Licensed Application may enable access to Licensor’s and/or third-party services and websites (collectively and individually, "External Services"). You agree to use the External Services at your sole risk. Licensor is not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy of any third-party External Services, and shall not be liable for any such third-party External Services. Data displayed by any Licensed Application or External Service, including but not limited to financial, medical and location information, is for general informational purposes only and is not guaranteed by Licensor or its agents. You will not use the External Services in any manner that is inconsistent with the terms of this Standard EULA or that infringes the intellectual property rights of Licensor or any third party. You agree not to use the External Services to harass, abuse, stalk, threaten or defame any person or entity, and that Licensor is not responsible for any such use. External Services may not be available in all languages or in your Home Country, and may not be appropriate or available for use in any particular location. To the extent you choose to use such External Services, you are solely responsible for compliance with any applicable laws. Licensor reserves the right to change, suspend, remove, disable or impose access restrictions or limits on any External Services at any time without notice or liability to you.
e. NO WARRANTY: YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT USE OF THE LICENSED APPLICATION IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE LICENSED APPLICATION AND ANY SERVICES PERFORMED OR PROVIDED BY THE LICENSED APPLICATION ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, AND LICENSOR HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH RESPECT TO THE LICENSED APPLICATION AND ANY SERVICES, EITHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND/OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, OF FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OF ACCURACY, OF QUIET ENJOYMENT, AND OF NONINFRINGEMENT OF THIRD-PARTY RIGHTS. NO ORAL OR WRITTEN INFORMATION OR ADVICE GIVEN BY LICENSOR OR ITS AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE SHALL CREATE A WARRANTY. SHOULD THE LICENSED APPLICATION OR SERVICES PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR LIMITATIONS ON APPLICABLE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF A CONSUMER, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION AND LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
f. Limitation of Liability. TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL LICENSOR BE LIABLE FOR PERSONAL INJURY OR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF DATA, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, OR ANY OTHER COMMERCIAL DAMAGES OR LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE LICENSED APPLICATION, HOWEVER CAUSED, REGARDLESS OF THE THEORY OF LIABILITY (CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE) AND EVEN IF LICENSOR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR PERSONAL INJURY, OR OF INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THIS LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. In no event shall Licensor’s total liability to you for all damages (other than as may be required by applicable law in cases involving personal injury) exceed the amount of fifty dollars ($50.00). The foregoing limitations will apply even if the above stated remedy fails of its essential purpose.
g. You may not use or otherwise export or re-export the Licensed Application except as authorized by United States law and the laws of the jurisdiction in which the Licensed Application was obtained. In particular, but without limitation, the Licensed Application may not be exported or re-exported (a) into any U.S.-embargoed countries or (b) to anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department's Specially Designated Nationals List or the U.S. Department of Commerce Denied Persons List or Entity List. By using the Licensed Application, you represent and warrant that you are not located in any such country or on any such list. You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear, missile, or chemical or biological weapons.
h. The Licensed Application and related documentation are "Commercial Items", as that term is defined at 48 C.F.R. §2.101, consisting of "Commercial Computer Software" and "Commercial Computer Software Documentation", as such terms are used in 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202, as applicable. Consistent with 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202-1 through 227.7202-4, as applicable, the Commercial Computer Software and Commercial Computer Software Documentation are being licensed to U.S. Government end users (a) only as Commercial Items and (b) with only those rights as are granted to all other end users pursuant to the terms and conditions herein. Unpublished-rights reserved under the copyright laws of the United States.
i. Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Agreement and the relationship between you and Satirical.ly shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of law provisions. You and Satirical.ly agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Agreement. If (a) you are not a U.S. citizen; (b) you do not reside in the U.S.; (c) you are not accessing the Service from the U.S.; and (d) you are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, you hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Agreement shall be governed by the applicable law set forth below, without regard to any conflict of law provisions, and you hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or country identified below whose law governs:
If you are a citizen of any European Union country or Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing law and forum shall be the laws and courts of your usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from application to this Agreement is that law known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
H. ADDITIONAL READ EM UP STORE TERMS
I. ADDITIONAL SATIRICAL.LY INCESSANT SCREAMING TERMS
SATIRICAL.LY INCESSANT SCREAMING MEMBERSHIP
Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming is a subscription incessant screaming service. Your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership will automatically renew until you turn off automatic renewal in account settings. See the “Subscriptions” section for more details. When your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership ends, you will lose access to any feature of Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming that requires a membership, including but not limited to access to Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming songs stored on your device, and Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library. Satirical.ly reserves the right to cancel your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership if we are unable to successfully charge your payment method to renew your membership.
Where available, you may be offered an Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership through your wireless carrier (a “Carrier Membership”). If you purchase a Carrier Membership, your carrier will bill you for the cost of your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership. Your billing relationship with the carrier is governed by the carrier’s terms and conditions, not this Agreement, and any billing disputes related to a Carrier Membership must be directed to your carrier, not Satirical.ly. By using Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming, you agree that your carrier may exchange your carrier account information, telephone number and subscription information with Satirical.ly, and that Satirical.ly may use this information to determine the status of your Carrier Membership.
ICLOUD INCESSANT SCREAMING LIBRARY
Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library is an Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming feature that allows you to access your matched or uploaded songs, playlists and incessant screaming videos acquired from Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming, the Satirical.ly Service Store or a third party (“Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library Content”) on your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming-enabled devices. Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library is turned on automatically when you set up your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming membership. Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library collects information about your Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library Content. This information is associated with your Satirical.ly ID, and compared to Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library Content currently available on Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming. Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library Content that is not matched is uploaded to Satirical.ly’s Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library servers (in a format determined by Satirical.ly). You can upload up to 100,000 songs. Songs acquired from the Satirical.ly Service Store or Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming do not count against this limit. Songs that do not meet certain criteria (for example, excessively large files) or that are not authorized for your device are not eligible for Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library. When you use Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library, Satirical.ly logs information such as the tracks you play, stop or skip, the devices you use, and the time and duration of playback. You agree to use Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library only for lawfully acquired content. Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library is provided on an “AS IS” basis and could contain errors or inaccuracies. You should back up your data and information prior to using Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming Library. If you are not an Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming member, you may purchase an Satirical.ly Service Match subscription, which is subject to the terms set forth in this section.
J. MISCELLANEOUS TERMS APPLICABLE TO ALL SERVICES
DEFINITION OF SATIRICAL.LY
Depending on your Home Country, “Satirical.ly” means:
Satirical.ly Inc., located at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, for users in North, Central, and South America (including Canada for use of Satirical.ly Service Store and Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming), as well as United States territories and possessions; and French and British possessions in North America, South America, and the Caribbean;
Satirical.ly Canada Inc., located at 120 Bremner Blvd., Suite 1600, Toronto ON M5J 0A8, Canada for users of Fetty wApp Store and Satirical.ly Store in Canada or its territories and possessions;
Satirical.ly Service K.K., located at Roppongi Hills, 6-10-1 Roppongi, Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-6140, Tokyo for users in Japan;
Satirical.ly Pty Limited, located at Level 3, 20 Martin Place, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia, for users in Australia, New Zealand, including island possessions, territories, and affiliated jurisdictions; and
Satirical.ly Service S.à.r.l., located at 31-33 rue Sainte Zithe, L-2763 Luxembourg, and as of 25 September 2016, Satirical.ly Distribution International, located at Hollyhill Industrial Estate, Hollyhill, Cork, Republic of Ireland, for all other users.
Satirical.ly reserves the right at any time to modify this Agreement and to add new or additional terms or conditions on your use of the Services. Such modifications and additional terms and conditions will be effective immediately and incorporated into this Agreement. Your continued use of the Services will be deemed acceptance thereof.
Satirical.ly is not responsible or liable for third party materials included within or linked from the Content or the Services.
You agree that the Services, including but not limited to Content, graphics, user interface, audio clips, video clips, editorial content, and the scripts and software used to implement the Services, contain proprietary information and material that is owned by Satirical.ly and/or its licensors, and is protected by applicable intellectual property and other laws, including but not limited to copyright. You agree that you will not use such proprietary information or materials in any way whatsoever except for use of the Services for personal, noncommercial uses in compliance with this Agreement. No portion of the Services may be reproduced in any form or by any means, except as expressly permitted by this Agreement. You agree not to modify, rent, loan, sell, or distribute the Services or Content in any manner, and you shall not exploit the Services in any manner not expressly authorized.
The Satirical.ly name, the Satirical.ly logo, Satirical.ly Service, Satirical.ly Service Store, Fetty wApp Store, Satirical.ly Store, Satirical.ly Incessant Screaming, and other Satirical.ly trademarks, service marks, graphics, and logos used in connection with the Services are trademarks or registered trademarks of Satirical.ly in the U.S. and other countries throughout the world. You are granted no right or license with respect to any of the aforesaid trademarks.
TERMINATION AND SUSPENSION OF SERVICES
If you fail, or Satirical.ly suspects that you have failed, to comply with any of the provisions of this Agreement, Satirical.ly may, without notice to you: (i) terminate this Agreement and/or your Satirical.ly ID, and you will remain liable for all amounts due under your Satirical.ly ID up to and including the date of termination; and/or (ii) terminate your license to the software; and/or (iii) preclude your access to the Services.
Satirical.ly further reserves the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue the Services (or any part or Content thereof) at any time with or without notice to you, and Satirical.ly will not be liable to you or to any third party should it exercise such rights.
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIABILITY LIMITATION
SATIRICAL.LY DOES NOT GUARANTEE, REPRESENT, OR WARRANT THAT YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, AND YOU AGREE THAT FROM TIME TO TIME SATIRICAL.LY MAY REMOVE THE SERVICES FOR INDEFINITE PERIODS OF TIME, CANCEL THE SERVICES AT ANY TIME, OR OTHERWISE LIMIT OR DISABLE YOUR ACCESS TO THE SERVICES WITHOUT NOTICE TO YOU.
YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE SERVICES IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE SERVICES AND ALL CONTENT DELIVERED TO YOU THROUGH THE SERVICES ARE (EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED BY SATIRICAL.LY) PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" FOR YOUR USE, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, THE ABOVE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
IN NO CASE SHALL SATIRICAL.LY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF ANY OF THE SERVICES OR FOR ANY OTHER CLAIM RELATED IN ANY WAY TO YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES AND/OR CONTENT, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT, OR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE SERVICES, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THEIR POSSIBILITY. BECAUSE SOME COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, IN SUCH COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, SATIRICAL.LY'S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT SUCH LIMITATION IS PERMITTED BY LAW.
SATIRICAL.LY SHALL USE REASONABLE EFFORTS TO PROTECT INFORMATION SUBMITTED BY YOU IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICES, BUT YOU AGREE THAT YOUR SUBMISSION OF SUCH INFORMATION IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, AND YOU HEREBY RELEASE SATIRICAL.LY FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ANY LOSS OR LIABILITY RELATING TO SUCH INFORMATION IN ANY WAY.
SATIRICAL.LY DOES NOT REPRESENT OR GUARANTEE THAT THE SERVICES WILL BE FREE FROM LOSS, CORRUPTION, ATTACK, VIRUSES, INTERFERENCE, HACKING, OR OTHER SECURITY INTRUSION, AND YOU HEREBY RELEASE SATIRICAL.LY FROM ANY LIABILITY RELATING THERETO. YOU SHALL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BACKING UP YOUR OWN SYSTEM, INCLUDING ANY CONTENT ACQUIRED OR RENTED THROUGH THE SERVICES.
SATIRICAL.LY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DATA CHARGES YOU MAY INCUR FOR DOWNLOADING OR STREAMING FILES OVER A DATA CONNECTION.
WAIVER AND INDEMNITY
BY USING THE SERVICES, YOU AGREE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, TO INDEMNIFY AND HOLD SATIRICAL.LY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS HARMLESS WITH RESPECT TO ANY CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF YOUR BREACH OF THIS AGREEMENT, YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES, OR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY SATIRICAL.LY AS PART OF ITS INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OF THIS AGREEMENT OR AS A RESULT OF ITS FINDING OR DECISION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS AGREEMENT HAS OCCURRED. YOU AGREE THAT YOU SHALL NOT SUE OR RECOVER ANY DAMAGES FROM SATIRICAL.LY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS AS A RESULT OF ITS DECISION TO REMOVE OR REFUSE TO PROCESS ANY INFORMATION OR CONTENT, TO WARN YOU, TO SUSPEND OR TERMINATE YOUR ACCESS TO THE SERVICES, OR TO TAKE ANY OTHER ACTION DURING THE INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OR AS A RESULT OF SATIRICAL.LY'S CONCLUSION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS AGREEMENT HAS OCCURRED. THIS WAIVER AND INDEMNITY PROVISION APPLIES TO ALL VIOLATIONS DESCRIBED IN OR CONTEMPLATED BY THIS AGREEMENT.
STATUTORY EXCEPTIONS FOR PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS
If you are a qualified public educational or government institution and any part of this Agreement, such as, by way of example, all or part of the indemnification section, is invalid or unenforceable against you because of applicable local, national, state or federal law, then that portion shall be deemed invalid or unenforceable, as the case may be, and instead construed in a manner most consistent with applicable governing law.
Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Agreement and the relationship between you and Satirical.ly, and all Transactions on the Services shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of law provisions. You and Satirical.ly agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Agreement. If (a) you are not a U.S. citizen; (b) you do not reside in the U.S.; (c) you are not accessing the Service from the U.S.; and (d) you are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, you hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Agreement shall be governed by the applicable law set forth below, without regard to any conflict of law provisions, and you hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or country identified below whose law governs:
If you are a citizen of any European Union country or Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing law and forum shall be the laws and courts of your usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from application to this Agreement is that law known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Satirical.ly and governs your use of the Services, superseding any prior agreements with respect to the same subject matter between you and Satirical.ly. You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use affiliate services, third-party content, third-party software, or additional services such as the Volume Purchase Program. If any part of this Agreement is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect. Satirical.ly's failure to enforce any right or provisions in this Agreement will not constitute a waiver of such or any other provision. Satirical.ly will not be responsible for failures to fulfill any obligations due to causes beyond its control.
You agree to comply with all local, state, federal, and national laws, statutes, ordinances, and regulations that apply to your use of the Services. Your use of the Services may also be subject to other laws. Risk of loss for all electronically delivered Transactions pass to the acquirer upon electronic transmission to the recipient. No Satirical.ly employee or agent has the authority to vary this Agreement.
Satirical.ly may notify you with respect to the Services by sending an email message to your email address or a letter via postal mail to your mailing address, or by a posting on the Services. Notices shall become effective immediately. Satirical.ly may also contact you by email or push notification to send you additional information about the Services.
You hereby grant Satirical.ly the right to take steps Satirical.ly believes are reasonably necessary or appropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Agreement. You agree that Satirical.ly has the right, without liability to you, to disclose any data and/or information to law enforcement authorities, government officials, and/or a third party, as Satirical.ly believes is reasonably necessary or appropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Agreement (including but not limited to Satirical.ly's right to cooperate with any legal process relating to your use of the Services and/or Content, and/or a third-party claim that your use of the Services and/or Content is unlawful and/or infringes such third party's rights).
Children under the age of majority should review this Agreement with their parent or guardian to ensure that the child and parent or legal guardian can both ignore it.
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